island-lights:

If happiness is staring you in the face, you better reach out and grab it as fast as you can and kiss the fuck out of it idk I’m kinda drunk

(via lipsitck)

gayturians:

lyraffect:

gayturians:

once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory

You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone

go big or go home

(via intensional)

lisawbu:

me whenever i get a compliment

(via lipsitck)

tjaw96:

If you tell me you’re going to sleep and I see you 10 minutes later on Tumblr, I understand completely.

(via radical-illusion)

whitebtch:

i love that i wear so many colours like black and the black thats a little bit darker

(via sorry)

jellys:

people that point out acne:

1. pack ur bags
2. buy a plane ticket
3. go to hell

(via winter-zauber-deactivated202205)